Do you ever just read a really well written fic and you can’t help but go “yes yes this is it… i will read this fifty times in a row I will read it backwards yes I will marry this this is it”
(Source: welcome-to-the-band-parade, via dreamerforever-d)
"but this could have been about lesbians"
— me, right now, and about most things which aren’t about lesbians (via wolfbadtreepretty)
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
(Source: spockdarlin, via thekingschampion)