Basically a collection of my randomness.
And yeah, I shit rainbows. Gay as fuck. Pride, bitches.

 

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

Regina: Knock knock

Snow: Who's there

Regina: You're banging

Snow: You're banging who?

Regina: Your daughter ;)

my cousin accidently texted me instead of his wife

cousin: guess who's got two thumbs, a dick, and wants to rub himself against you like a tom cat in heat? THIS GUY. [nude picture of said cousin pointing at himself with both thumbs and an erection]

cousin: oh fuck oh fuck

cousin: broomy oh fuck no don't look shut your eyes

me: I NEVER KNEW YOU FELT THIS WAY

me: OUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN BUT STRONG

cousin: no please don't

me: COME, MY WILD AND YOWLING TOM CAT. COME AND TAKE ME FOR I AM YOURS FOREVER.

cousin: I hate you.

delphinated:

tatsrathat:

evelyne brochu is a threat to society tbh

idk man I think she’s a threat to herself

image

dietchola:

phoenix-falls:

dietchola:

if i had a dollar every time one of my relatives asked me if i had a boyfriend i would be crying in a pile of money

me too and they know I’m a lesbian 

oh my god